Q1 [n.]A slick way to say ‘first quarter’. Similar usage for the other three quarters is also encouraged.
Queen of the pigs [n.]The best of a bad breed; the number one loser. “He’s not that bright but he’s queen of the pigs in that organization.”
Suggested by Bob M.
Quick win [n.]Guaranteed success within a short period of time, often through capitalizing on misfortune. “Look for a quick win on wheat futures over Egypt unrest.”
Suggested by Dom.